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A Foolish Donkey


A donkey hears some thrushes singing. He admires and also wants to posses their lovely voices.
He asks, “Why do you have beautiful voices? What food do you eat?” They reply, “Because of the dew.”
Then, the donkey decided that he will eat dew. In a short time, he dies because of hunger.

My Dog does not bite

Jimmy is afraid of dogs. One day, he walked to gate. A big dog was sleeping. He asked the gatekeeper, “Does your dog bite?”

The gatekeeper said, “No, my dog does not bite.” Then Jimmy went while walking. The big dog saw him and ran up to him. The big dog bit him.

“Ouch!” He said, “You said your dog didn’t bite, but he bit me!”

The gatekeeper said, “That is not my dog.”

Pull The Moon

One night a little boy looks down a well. The water at the bottom of the well is like a mirror. The boy sees the moon in the water. “The moon has fallen down into the well,: he says himself. “ I must get it out.”
In hurry he goes to get a hook and a rope. He ties the hook to the rope. Then, he holds the rope and lets the hook go down into the well. In this way he tries to pull up the moon. But, the hook catches a big stone under the water. The boy pulls and pulls. But, he can’t pull up the hook.
Suddenly, the stone turns. The boy loses his balance and fells on to his back.

Lying on the ground, he sees the moon in the sky.
“Great!” he says to himself happily. “I have put the moon back in the sky!”

A silly Girl


Jane comes to see Mary after lunch. When they are talking, it begins to rain. Mary looks out of the window and says, “It’s raining hard”. Jane, “You must stay here for a long time.”

“Ok,” says Jane. But a few minutes later, she goes out. When she returns, her body is wet.

“Where have you been?” asks Mary. “I’ve been from my home.” says Jane. “I went to tell my mother that I must stay at your home because of the rain.”

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